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Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭
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Ömar
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- Guys I’m watching this Piers Morgan interview live and I can’t stop laughing
00:00 - Replying to @ImNotAbdiNah he got him again 😭😭😭 this interview is embarrassing for Piers honestly. Mr Bassem Youssef I’m a huge fan
00:00 - Replying to @ImNotAbdiThe silence after he asked that question was DEAFENING
- He literally fell like they did in them cycling games on MiniClip back in the day 😭
- People in the comments believing a white woman with green eyes is Somali 🤣 man people are stupidSomalian woman moves to Norway and IMMEDIATELY starts bashing their culture.. “Nobody will carry my groceries out for me” 👀
00:00 - They made him do the shoot in a creased up shirt like that? Wow🚨 Manchester City have REJECTED a €25M + €5M offer from Nottingham Forest for Rico Lewis. (Source: @footmercato)
- "British jobs for British people!"BREAKING: Swiss manufacturer Stadler Rail has won the £362m contract to build the next generation of trains for the Tyne and Wear Metro.
- Replying to @ImNotAbdiWow I can't believe this is still going 😭 this weren't even one of my best tweets kmt
- We had Djourou, Armand Traore & Carl Jenkinson in the back 4, aswell as Coquelin making his debut. This United held 7 with the “best” CBs, CDM, LB & LW in the league 🤣The 8-2 is no longer the worst score ever in life. It’s your turn to be pricks now
- Replying to @ChristianBall99“I don’t need to answer any questions it’s my show” - something along those lines is usually his go to
- History always repeats itself, and each time we ask how it was allowed to happen and for the first time I can see how these things happened in the past while no one did anything about it
