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Phony Bennett
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I'm the dude pretending to be a dude kind of pretending to be another dude.
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    Phony Bennett
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    May 3, 2023
    As Chris’s wife, this is a post I never wanted to make. I am devastated as Chris left us early yesterday morning. He fought cancer bravely, with humor, and with everything he had. He had an immense love for UVa and the Hoos. Your memory and light will shine forever, my love.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Nov 5, 2020
    STOP THE COUNT
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    Phony Bennett
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    Sep 2, 2021
    Reminder for everyone enjoying this Virginia weather today:
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    Phony Bennett
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    Mar 31, 2019
    Wow, Duke was so dominant in the regular season. Makes you wonder if Coach K’s style works in March.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Mar 18, 2023
    Look, Purdue fans, I knows this hurts a lot right now. But as long as you win the title next year, everything will be fine. If you don’t win the title immediately after losing to a sixteen, who knows. That’s never happened.
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    Phony Bennett
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    May 27, 2019
    That was a long 42 days without a title.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Feb 14, 2019
    You stole my heart And my postseason dream You’re more than a 10 Girl, you a 16
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    UMBC Athletics
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    Feb 13, 2019
    We did a Valentine’s Day card thing
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    Phony Bennett
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    Dec 6, 2021
    Hey folks! Got some news to share. Apologies for doing it with a video but it seems more personal than a series of tweets. I appreciate you guys!
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    Phony Bennett
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    Mar 25, 2019
    No (additional) comment needed.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Oct 18, 2024
    On behalf of Chris, a thank you to Coach Bennett for the past 15 years. Chris appreciated the program under Tony’s leadership and had an immense respect and admiration for him as a person. From me, thank you Coach Bennett for the joy you brought Chris these many years. -Racheal
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    Phony Bennett
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    Apr 4, 2019
    Weird but true stat: In the entire history of the NCAA tournament, every team that has lost to a 16 seed has made the Final Four the following year.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Feb 12, 2018
    Things that changed since the last time #UVa was #1: •The USSR no longer exists •Civilians can go to outer space •We hold access to a world of information in the palm of our hands Things that didn’t change: •VaTech still hasn’t won a National Championship in anything.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Dec 20, 2021
    Heading to my first round of chemo. Happy to get started and also a little terrified. Much respect for everyone who has travelled this road before.
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    Phony Bennett
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    Apr 7, 2023
    Heading home from #UVa after what was intended to a be a 3-hour visit turned into a 3-week-long stay, complete with 4 blood transfusions, a rather uncomfortable feeding tube, and care from some of the best nurses and doctors in the world. #StillKnocking
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