The onions on my counter watching me bring home wendys for the 3rd night in a row
Harrison
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Harrison
@IamHarrison242
🇧🇸Bahamas Born | 40% funny 60%water | 🙌🏾God 1st| ❤️Therapist, Life & Relationship Coach | 🔊Motivator |🏆 Bahamian Icon winner| #CowboysNation
- “Testing people” in relationships is a form of self sabotage.
- B Simone should have the world record for how fast one can destroy their own career. She didn’t read the room during heightened racial tensions, threw shade at 9-5 workers, and now we find out she plagiarized her book and made bank off the same 9-5 workers she bashed. Amazing!
- The irony is that a lot of y’all had that will and jada love for years...y’all just didn’t know it was an open relationship like everbody else did
GIF - Lockdown phases: 1) Fake workout 2) Baking bread 3) Zoom parties 4) The crushing weight of reality starts penetrating your psyche and the realization that normal is a myth becomes harder to ignore. 5) Gardening
- Who does cut key fa corn beef can? I lock out.
- Lemme get in on this 😂
Naw nigga YOU got 48 hours to respond 😂 - I used to diss old ppl going to sleep at 9pm… Boy was I misinformed, indictable and erroneous. I apologize 🙏🏾
- This ain even a promise ring, this a suggestion.
- Me getting through a funeral without breaking down but then someone hugs me and says “it’s gonna be ok”
- Everyone talking about Derrick Jaxn, but the real victim (if true) is his wife. The biggest fear women have in committed relationships is that their man has them out in these streets looking like bozo the clown while they’re holding it down home.
- Replying to @blvckcouplessMonday: beef ramen Tuesday: creamy chicken ramen Wednesday: pork ramen Thursday: kraft man n cheese Friday: ramen with sausage LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
