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REAL PROS GET THE ANON ACCOUNT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SUNDAY NEW YORK TIMES.
INVESTMENT HULK
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INVESTMENT HULK
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HULK FAMILY OFFICE. GLOBAL MACRO AF. AFTER-TAX RETURNS THE ONLY RETURNS MATTER. FREAK GAMMA TRADE MAKE HULK STRONG.
Planet Sakaar
Joined December 2018
- FOR A MERE $1500 YOU CAN SPEND FORTY EIGHT HOURS TRAVELING ONE-WAY FROM CHICAGO TO MIAMI.Today, weโre proud to announce the launch of the Floridian! This train combines two iconic routes โ the Capitol Limited and Silver Star โ and will offer traditional dining throughout the full journey.
- WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
- THERE AINโT NO SUCH THINGS AS HALFWAY CROOKS
- ABOUT TO PUT ON A MASSIVE POSITION IN OIL AND EQUITY FUTURES THEN CALL IN AN ORDER FOR $15,000 WORTH OF PIZZA FROM THAT DOMINOS NEXT TO THE PENTAGON.
- JUST GONNA SAY THAT ITโS FUCKING NUTS WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE A TWITTER ACCOUNT CALLED AUTISM CAPITAL IS OUTSCOOPING EVERY MAJOR PROFESSIONAL NEWS PUBLICATION AND IS DELIVERING MORE HIGH QUALITY JOURNALISM THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES AND WASHINGTON POST PUT TOGETHER.
- JOE ROGAN SPENT TEN YEARS ON PRIMETIME NETWORK TELEVISION MAKING PEOPLE DRINK HORSE SPERM TO WIN $50,000 BUT THE ESTABLISHMENT ONLY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIM ONCE HE INTERVIEWED A DOCTOR ON THE INTERNET.
- Replying to @Duderichy and @christ_in_diorLEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN HANGING OUT WITH STRIPPERS.
- IF BARRON SET THIS UP, HE SHOULD BE RUNNING THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN
00:00 - NVIDIA IS JUST TAYLOR SWIFT FOR DUDES.
- EITHER THEREโS AN UNDERWATER FIRE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO OR WEโVE FINALLY OPENED THE PORTAL TO HELL.
- VIENNA POLICE TAKE OFF HELMETS AND JOIN THE ANTILOCKDOWN PROTEST.
