Barmaid just brought r drinks, she passes me the San Miguel, r lass the pornstar martini, and she ses do ya want a different straw, this ones a bit manky..
I said she’s sucked worse and the barmaid laughed, now apparently that’s me flirting and she’s moody
Jordan
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- My time is consumed with these posts and comments these days 😂 #Jayslater
- Me in the kitchen tomorrow morning after I’ve just done a .5 line
00:00 - Them lads who proper bum cars, meet up at Tesco carpark and drink nothing but relentless or monster are weird as fuck
- The produce of an abusive dad, a smackhead mother, in foster care at the age of 11 into a family of a woman who mentally abused me, I’m here at the age of 26 with my own little girl who I adore, I’m finally starting to love the life I’ve not made fuck all off. My life starts now




