Jordin Sparks revealing that Jason Derulo used to sing his own name during sex is still one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard in my life
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- Dating a 10/10 is actually not good for the heart. How can this babe send me a selfie and I start hyperventilating pon roadside. This old man asked me if he should call an ambulance. I showed him the selfie, now the ambulance is carrying both of us.
- I travelled all the way from Croydon to Enfield because my dad told me there’s something wrong with the computer only to find out he couldn’t sign into his email because the Caps lock was on. This entire family can fuck off
- Let this be Notting Hill carnival and see how they’ll be frothing at their mouths
- The age gap between them is grim. No reason to be preeing a 23 year old when you’re nearly 40.
- This Teairra Mari hacking thing is actually horrific. Women are really are not allowed to enjoy sex without being punished for it
- Replying to @duffn0beerHi, can you livestream the scissor competition?
- I absolutely know most people will remain pim about this, but the fact that an NDA was provided to Hana shows that Octavian’s management knew about all of this a long time before it became public and tried to cover it up.
- My mum bought a cake and is making us sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. I’ve had enough.
- I can’t explain it but this meme is how J Cole songs sound to me
- Maya Rudolf will not be out of work for the next four years 😂😂
- Yo £300+ pending transactions from last night? 😭😭😭😭. Pls, I didn’t mean it @Barclays
