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Jim Horlock
@HorlockWarlock
Horror fanatic, cryptid enthusiast, collector of ghosts. Stories with Flame Tree Press, NoSleep Podcast, Apex Mag, and more! CHANGE & OTHER TERRORS out now!
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    It's here. It's alive, spreading, sporulating. It's running its grey tongues along the edge of reality. Get your copy now and surrender to change.
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    Accidentally just referred to audiobooks as "books on tape" so if anyone needs me, I'll be moving into the museum with all the other fossils.
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    Replying to @tattooed_bug
    "I don't mind women, so long as I'm in a position of authority over them. Otherwise, they start getting ideas and trying to tell me what to do, which is ridiculous because I'm a man. As a man yourself, I'm sure you understand."
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    Job interview time. Wish me luck.
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    Replying to @ask_aubry
    TIL that saying "I'm married" is over-confident, ungrateful and talking down to someone.
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    Replying to @ask_aubry
    "I'm not trying to be a misogynist, but I think women are here for my pleasure and I should be able to treat them that way."
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    "Why should I use content warnings? I write horror. It's SUPPOSED to be scary!" Content warnings aren't about 'scary'. They're about giving people who have actual trauma a chance to avoid being forced to relive it. 1/2
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    You know, if you see someone enjoying something that you don't enjoy, you could always just...let them?
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    I really need to remember that I can choose not to engage and just ignore people.
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    Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
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    My understanding is that Operation Unicorn releases the secret herd of unicorns that the royal family have kept hidden for generations. They are almost impossible to kill and thoroughly homicidal.
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    When it's too hot but you're British so you need tea.
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    I see no difference between these pictures