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You’ll never sing that 🎶
Fleggburgh FC
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Fleggburgh FC
@HoptonFc
🐳 League Champions 🏆 🏆 🏆 Burgess Cup 🏆 Wiltshire Cup 🏆 North Norfolk League Cup 🏆 🏆 Norfolk County Cup 🏆 🚨 Fan Ran 🚨#UTFF
Fleggburgh
Joined September 2017
00:00- Hopton game is ON. If we can play through a 4 day ket bender then we can play through a sore throat and a runny nose. Fuck the corona virus and up the Hopton.
- £75 fine because of our twittering. Advised to delete the account. Can I get a hellllll nooooo?
- Hopton are looking to recruit a dietitian, a club physio, a video analyst, a goalkeeping coach and an assistant manager. We’re not really...we’re just a pub team! This is whats is ruining grass roots level football, cunts taking it far too seriously and taking the fun out of it
- Day 1 of working at home: So far I’ve put a scaffold up in my living room, I’ve had to dock myself 2 hours pay for wanking in the toilet and my wife’s put a complaint in to HR for sexual harassment. I’ll be Drug and alcohol screening later, I could be out of a job.
- 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 The Fleggburgh committee have conducted an internal investigation, and have come to the conclusion that this is all a bit gay.
- People saying that our club fucks about and doesn’t take it seriously enough? Name 1 other club around here that has one of these? There’s None. Stick your initialled tracksuit tops right up your ass. UTFH
- Replying to @SkySportsPLHi @JackWilshere, if you fancy a game on Saturday, drop us a DM. £5 subs, Will try get you on in the second half. Let us know 👍🏻👍🏻
- Been a bit quiet this week, have been busy masturbating the bones & ligaments of my wrists to oblivion and watching Tiger King. There was a mention of ketamine in one episode, put a spring back into my step. On another note, Carol Baskin is not the proudest of wanks.
- TRANSFER UPDATE: we’ve signed absolutely nobody. 0 . Same bunch of idiots as the last 3 years.
- 2-0 win to Hopton and into the County cup semis! A penalty save from @83Anis83 at 0-0 and two fantastic goals from TM @tommyboi135 and the honey monster @JoeWall67201011. 0-0 at HT and then turned it on second half. Faultless performance from everyone. UP THE FUCKING HOPTONNN
- #MentalHealthMatters. If you are ever feeling low and are struggling to get out of the house or need someone to talk to, we welcome you to come watch / support the guys and would enjoy it if you would join us in the pub after for a sociable drinks. Please do, Everyone is welcome!
