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Hey, I'm Hiro! Spacedragon!
Enby, they/them.
🍊Telegram: @HiroRwar
🍊Discord: Hiro#1660
🍊AD: @VoreIsIllegal
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Hiro!
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Hiro!
@HiroRwar
Spacedragon!! ☄
- There has never been a funnier time to use this website. Absolute king shit.
- American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside.
- Samus is 6'3 / 190cm. Princess Peach is 6'1" / 185cm. Rosalina is 7'5" / 226cm. Cynthia is 5'11" / 180cm. Corrin is 6'4" / 193cm. Twintelle is 5'10" / 178cm. Bayonetta is 8'2" / 249cm. (!!!) Nintendo's games are full of tall, strong women, and I am extremely here for it.
- Who else remembers logging onto Smash Bros. Dojo religiously every morning to see if there was a new info drop?
- Fun Fact: The UK government will use the courts to erase you from existence if you say the true name of the soldier attributed to massacring multiple unarmed protesters at Derry, N.Ireland in 1972 on what came to be known as 'Bloody Sunday'.
- mother: "I had my booster today." me: "That's good." mother: "Moderna. Is that the one developed by a furry?" me: "... yes. 😬" mother: "Does that mean I'm going to wake up as a fox? I'd rather be an eagle, but I'll take what I can get."
- Still find it very funny that in Aria of Sorrow, Soma isn't King Arthur and so can't pull Excalibur out of the stone. However, he has superhuman strength so he just uses the sword with a massive chunk of the surrounding rock still attached to it.
GIF - *gordon ramsay sips a glass of water* "bland, soggy, tasteless... disgusting... waiter, what's this floating around in it?" "that's ice" "is it fresh?" "it's frozen" "bloody hell"
- Walking through the Metaverse as my huge, fat cow girl VRChat avatar, knocking thousands of dollars of non-fungible wine off the shelves with my doorsplitting hips. Mark Zuckerberg is crying. Facebook market value has plummeted 65% in the last fifteen minutes. MetaObama is there.
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