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From DC w/ Love.
@HimDownstrz
money trees are the perfect place for shade and that’s just how I feel.
I put the D in the #DMV #DC
Joined June 2010
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    In case anyone needs reminder
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    Perpetuity papi
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    Y’all tweeted this like Jay-Z out here sending resumes on Indeed.
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    When my cuzzo walk past with some shit on their plate that I didn’t see when I was making my plate x.com/iAmYart/status…
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    $60?!? If you crash your insurance just gon mail you a doc that says “that’s crazy.”
    my car insurance $60 a month how bout yall?
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    I’d stop and get an Auntie Anne’s pretzel.
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    Idk but I feel like you physically go pick up your check.
    What does it look like I do for a living
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    Why that bald Nigga so mad at me?
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    Lemme see what 8 look like.
    Which hot dog is done perfectly?
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    On the dead homies, if I die suspiciously, PLEASE don’t let no other reporter report on me but Pat Collins.
    ICYMI: A vandal with a bone to pick spray-painted “Mike is a cheater” on an SUV parked in Northeast D.C. But it wasn’t Mike’s car. nbc4dc.com/FA5pBpa
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    All my daughters Barbie’s be all over the damn floor just like this.
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    The DC day party we would have had today >>>
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    When that major that you majored in don't make no money but you won't drop out, your parents will look at you funny pic.x.com/2GJj97tNat
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    Replying to @dafogell
    “My wife stayed up all night sowing these robes for y’all” - vibes. 😂
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    Would love to know what that kangaroo was thinking when he took that punch. Lol x.com/GloUpElite/sta…