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When I learn the Spanish word for insecticide, it's over for you bichos.
Lord Pinky
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Lord Pinky
@HiddenPinky
- Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
- On behalf of the vaccinated, we're 100% ok with this.Do not have sex with people who are vaccinated. Final warning.
- The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh
- Girl, are you science? Because I, uh, "You fucking love me?" Actually, I'm struggling to get a D in you.
- Replying to @strangefactoidThought it was a joke. It's not. (But it didn't eat him.)
- "Cookie" is the name of the scientist who created him. It's Cookie's Monster, not "Cookie Monster". Read a book sometime.
- "It's never 'How's Updog?'," sobbed Updog to his therapist.
- Will I ever be a good parent? *shakes baby* Wait a minute, if you're here [cut to Magic 8-Ball in crib]
- "I'm joining the service." Which service? "The United States Air Force." That's so US! That's US AF.
- "Did you see that Bruce-" It's Caitlyn now. "*sigh* -that Caitlyn Springsteen is playing at the arena?"
- The year is 2040. A child is singing the emoji alphabet song. It is 13 minutes long.
- It would be legendary to have life-sized cutouts of the people from the meme set up behind you in your apartment.
- How'd you get a black eye? Walked into a door. [Later, another shiner] More doors? *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
