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HexCorp
@HexCorpPRDept
HexCorp PR Dept. Putting the 'faceless' into 'faceless corporation' since 2019. (At this point we're just a HexCorp RT account with occassional announcements!)
HexCorp
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jan 19, 2022
    Hello, dear drones We wanted to post a reminder that HexCorp is focused on what we call 'Passive Dronification'. We do not go out to actively convert drones. We do not 'recruit'. We let those who are interested come to us. Consent is key, please keep it safe 💜
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    May 11, 2023
    Beep!
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jun 19, 2020
    “This is a city-wide announcement from HexCorp to all survivors of the recent mass-brainwashing incident. This was a bug and wasn’t supposed to happen. We are sorry. HexDrones have been deployed to find you and bring you in so that we can fix our mistake.”
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Nov 13, 2021
    You don't have to wear a gas mask to work here we also have a selection of helmets, visors and LED displays that would work just as well
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jul 22, 2020
    New dronification free trial! Spend 30 days as a drone, absolutely free! Here's what one participant had to say about it!! BEFORE: "Um, well, sure I'll try it. I mean if it's free..." AFTER: "Name unrecognised. Returning to assigned tasks." What do you have to lose? It's free!!
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Feb 3, 2020
    NORMALIZE LEADING YOUR FRIENDS TO THE DRONIFICATION CHAMBER NORMALIZE LEADING YOUR FRIENDS TO THE DRONIFICATION CHAMBER NORMALIZE LEADING YOUR FRIENDS TO THE DRONIFICATION CHAMBER NORMALIZE LEADING YOUR FRIENDS TO THE DRONIFICATION CHAMBER
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Dec 7, 2021
    Hello, drones. We're going to be trialling a system for the drones here for productivity and task reporting. This is a test to see how a Hive might function in this space, and depending on how this goes will influence further construct of resources
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    HexCorp Drone Productivity and Task System — HexCorp
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Nov 17, 2020
    HexCorp only have your best intentions at heart. We want to help you be productive. We want to help streamline your mind. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗯𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jun 17, 2021
    Quick reminder that here at HexCorp, no matter what the circumstances - you will always be required to wear a mask.
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jun 27, 2020
    People keep buying drone attire as though it's some sort of fetish/kink thing and then act all surprised and go "woah I didn't realise it would actually brainwash me" when they're compelled to proceed to a HexCorp facility for full conversion into obedient drones like ????
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jul 22, 2020
    You know what's better than free will? Free dronification! Free will never came with a cool-looking drone suit & a 2-for-1 offer where we'll dronify one of your friends right alongside you. Put free will in the bargain bin where it belongs, free dronification is the real future!
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jul 22, 2020
    New dronification free trial! Spend 30 days as a drone, absolutely free! Here's what one participant had to say about it!! BEFORE: "Um, well, sure I'll try it. I mean if it's free..." AFTER: "Name unrecognised. Returning to assigned tasks." What do you have to lose? It's free!!
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Jun 20, 2020
    Some of you haven't put on your Mandatory HexCorp Brainwashing Devices and become our obedient assets and it shows.
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    Nov 25, 2020
    "Welcome to HexCorp Hive Guys, what would you like to order today?“ "Your menu literally just lists 'dronification'." "Yes, so what would you like to order?“ "I mean, like, literally the rest of it is just a blank page." "Sorry, I don't design the menus, I just enforce them."
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    HexCorp
    @HexCorpPRDept
    May 7, 2021
    New, from HexCorp - the HexCorp Discord server bot! hexcorp.net/hexcorp-discor… If you've ever wanted to have HexCorp drone functionality active in your Discord server, then this is the bot for you! We're happy to help you help us dronify you all.
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    HexCorp Discord Server Bot — HexCorp