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“How do you align politically?”
Oh, I don’t.
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- Replying to @p8stieThey (we) drink a lot of alcohol and eat shitty foods. It’s cope. Also most fat construction workers are plumbers, teamsters, et al, which isn’t much exertion. Laborers, Iron workers are skinny. Etc. (Exception for foreman who command and not work… if they’re not great.)
- Replying to @drewscanlonTFW when you’ve been staring at the abyss and instead of staring back it politely asks for a donation to a charitable cause.
GIF - Replying to @MattDursh“We are just gonna use it for the ductbanks and sidewalks, relax.” -Contractor
- Replying to @THENoneadidalI wrote you a haiku will u grade it 4 me nigga is jealous never had a pussy wet let alone puddled
- Replying to @CosmonautMarcus“The ‘all men suck’ campaign isn’t a way to get allies.” -guy who then immediately says most men suck
- Replying to @tulpapilledMost people don’t drink everyday. The “normie” thing is to be sober. Be different. Be an alcoholic.
- Replying to @OrwellNGoodeYour washing machine analyzes what is in your skidmarks so it can properly place food advertisements in your internet brain feed. They won Ted, they won.
- Replying to @keysmashbanditHe is practicing talking to women. This is a big step for him.
- Replying to @maggiemodaImagine you are cuddling with your girl and she is laying on top of you. She weighs 135lb and you can’t move her off of you. She is the alpha now. You are her prisoner. This is your life under Zohran Mamdani.
- Replying to @madonnasverginaYou can pretend to be anything you want on the internet and you still chose a lying manipulative bisexual Italian.
