Dating in NYC is so cruel. Longtime fwb is going on a date with some guy who's asked her out like 5 times in the past 2.5 years. Fancy dinner and everything
Poor guy doesn't know she already asked to come over afterwards and do tricks on it
Ugh my annoying ex called me last night very late saying how much she missed me, loved me, how none of these other guys are as good as me, blah blah...
She was clearly drunk and just wanted to smash so I went to over to her west village apartment and put her thru the mattress