🧵I didn't really like the way I looked in this photo, but I was so chuffed to meet Fallon I shared it anyway.
I could have easily retweeted this comment with a snark, or a put down, but here's the truth. It made me feel really low today.
Helen Chamberlain
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Helen Chamberlain
@HellsBellsy
Woking & District ladies darts singles champion 2012.
Metal detectorist with @LPdetecting
Oh I do like to be beside the TUFC side.
Outside mostly
Joined September 2009
- I still get people asking me if this was somehow fixed. T20 T20 Bounce out T20 T20 T20 My 26's and 41's are just as impressive though (And a lot more common) 😂It’s too good not to show people ffs
00:00 - I wasn't allowed to play football at school. I asked, and got told no, because I was a girl. Literally that was the conversation "No, you can't, because you're a girl" It's taken a while, but now, here we are. Pure joy.Ummm someone may have just been offered a position in the Aston Villa Women’s Academy 🤩🤩🤩 Forever grateful for the opportunity #dreamsreallydocometrue #dreambig #dream #believe #achieve #avwfc #rtc #avfc #hardworkpaysoff #girlsfootball #football #hergametoo
00:00 - Replying to @Brenter37You massive gutless prick. Hope you get fucking eaten next time. #BanTrophyHunting
- Look at @timlovejoy here. Leaning in trying to sniff me. *Photo circa Before Tim discovered hair dye
- So while the game is on, someone go get the cat.
- #GarethSouthgateWould Know exactly at what angle to PIVOT when helping you upstairs with your new sofa.
- People who queue for a right or left petrol pump when there are others free, because they have no idea the hoses stretch to the other side of their car will never succeed in life.
- Stand back lads, I've hit a 9 darter before. 11. Off the board. No idea. Van Gerwins 'Yeahhhhhhh' needs to be made into a bullshit button.Imagine claiming to have hit a 9 darter then throwing this abomination 😂😂😂
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- This is hands down the worst thing I have ever seen on Twitter. I hope @TwitterSupport remove this utter piece of shit from this platform for good.
What, in your opinion, is the single greatest celebrity photograph in history?
