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Proud to announce my new place I’m writing, my own newsletter at beehiiv (I’ll post this to substack too with a note on the move. We do not like bari weiss).
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staring accusitorily at my wife while i die
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staring accusitorily at my wife while i die
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- We were wondering if this guy was talented special and a handsome boy, so we asked the one person we knew could give us the real scoop: his mommyMeg Ryan says that the “nepo baby” label is “dismissive” of her son Jack Quaid’s talent: “Jack is really talented. He’s more of a natural than I’ll ever be. That nepo stuff is so dismissive of his work ethic, his gifts, and how sensitive he is to the idea of his privilege.”
Justice Clarence Thomas checked the box “none” for his wife’s income during a period when Ginni Thomas earned more than $686,000 from the Heritage Foundation. When called on the lie, he said it was “due to a misunderstanding of the filing instructions" washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…- STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
- Sorry but “Japanese baseball legend gets caught gambling with translator and needs help getting out of it” is a yakuza side quest
- I’m expected to believe a maga American used the word “queueing”? Fuck outta here lol
- Jack Black turning on Kyle Gass is legitimately upsetting to me, I’m gonna have to take a long walk
- Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway abc7ny.com/hot-dog-filler…
- We cannot ignore the presidents desires lolVance: “The president said we have to have Greenland, and I think we do have to be more serious about the security of Greenland. We cannot just ignore this place. We cannot just ignore the president’s desires.”
00:00 - This whole thread is amazing but this one is truly a perfect illustration of America Brain in 2001
Annual thread of editorial cartoons from the fall of 2001, enjoy - LARRY DAVID: I can’t believe I let you and Susie talk me into going to this game. The Rockies in August, come on! JEFF: Larry have some fun relax okay, look there’s the mascot. LARRY: Oh this guy. I got some words for this guy. Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you, Dinger! DINGER
- John Fetterman sultrily singing “Happy Birthday Mr President” in a white slip before tripping and tumbling down seventy flights of stairs
