Dating me is easy, you just have to kiss me every 2 mins.
💕MIDE🌸
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💕MIDE🌸
@Hayomide_1
I'm Mide || Content Creator || Biologist 👩🔬 || Dm for Ads & Promos
Somewhere around the world
Born August 10
Joined April 2020
- My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
- People born in 1999 will be 34 years old by next year
- Stop pretending to be happy after breakups 🤦🏻♀️ , my friend fainted yesterday while smiling
- Drugs to use immediately after having unprotected sex?..help a sister😥😥
- I love how you can get on twitter and all your thoughts are already in someone else's tweet
- How can one stop masturbation?..pls help a sister😥
- A female bolt driver dropped my sister half way, she said she wanted to pick her child from school
- Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why 😢 ?
- I visited my rich aunt in Lekki and they gave me 1 cup of tea with 2 slice bread and the children were like aunt can you finish it ?? 😂
- If he let you meet his mom, he’ll definitely marry you.
- Nobody is nicer than a guy who hasn't fucked you yet
- Not knowing how to dance is the first sign that you will have money in the future
- Sex is a sin, masturbation is a sin, so what do we do when we're horny? 🤧