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@HayesBrown
Writer/editor with @MSNBC Daily. Previously: @buzzfeednews. I make dumb jokes for smart people. As such, my tweets vary in quality. He/him.
- I’m still stuck on using tear gas in the middle of a pandemic that hits the respiratory system
- the wind is antifa
- my cousin’s friend took the vaccine and two weeks later BOOM! he got bitten by a møøse. do your research.
- So something interesting that could be developing at the UN: Ukraine appears to be laying the groundwork to challenge whether the Russian Federation is the legitimate successor to the USSR’s seat and veto on the Security Council
- So what you’re telling me is that Zaila Avant-garde is not only the spelling bee champion, she is also The Most Interesting 14 Year-Old in America nytimes.com/live/2021/07/0…
- Biden including a $15 minimum wage in his stimulus plan is huge Biden moving to abolish the tipped minimum wage and sub-minimum wage for people with disabilities in his stimulus package is even bigger IMO
- Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney out here with that strong New York Irish cop energy as he gets Sondland to say clearly that the investigations Trump wanted would benefit Trump
00:00 - Warner Bros. Your franchise is in shambles. Make Superman black. Destroy the internet. Do it. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do it.
- OR YOU COULD NOT HIT ON THEM. AND TREAT THEM LIKE PEERS. MAYBE THAT WILL WORK.
- does...does gen z know about "metrosexual"? that there was a time we had to make up a whole term for "man who grooms himself?"
- ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth, and strife, any other punishments for the humans GOD: i call it the "empty carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do nothing to fuel their body ANGEL: and it will taste terrible? GOD: it will be the center of their fucking world
- guy who invented daylight savings time: and then in the fall you get an extra hour to sleep! us: wow yeah that sounds great him: [under his breath] and in exchange you get months of darknesss and sadness us: wait what? him: what?
