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Dell Vans— Author 🌹

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Dell Vans— Author 🌹

@HarrowingDell

Author of The Harrowing Adventures of New Eden. I’m kinda like if Roseanne was a Pinterest Mom. Buy my book here: whimsillusion.com/dell-vans/

/mybestarnoldvoice: California

whimsillusion.com/dell-vans/

Joined June 2022

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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Jan 20, 2025
Introducing the next great read in family friendly literature. The Harrowing Adventures of New Eden is for kids 8-18 and their parents who dreamed of going to Narnia. Pre-order your copy today and join me, Dell Vans, on our next big adventure!
The Harrowing Adventures of New Eden
From amazon.com
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Apr 12, 2025
Replying to @hashjenni
“That depends. Would you consider replacing me if you found someone who would do my job better for less money? Cuz my answer is the same as yours.” Then I’d wink.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Sep 16, 2022
I want to normalize not having to frantically clean before someone comes over. Can we all just agree that our houses aren’t always clean and not judge each other for it?
Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Feb 1, 2025
Replying to @lovesometaylor
I was involved with a dude who used to brag about how easily he could make me cry. He’d do it whenever he wanted me to leave. Eventually, I didn’t come back.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Apr 12, 2025
Replying to @RealMuricanHer0 and @hashjenni
True. This is why we brainstorm! Haha.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Mar 4, 2025
Replying to @LinkofSunshine
I remember during the pandemic wondering why we were zooming instead of Skyping. I honestly thought they must’ve just rebranded as zoom. I guess not. Crazy.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Dec 30, 2024
Replying to @shawntifying
Especially if they include a picture so I can see what it looks like on a real person.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Jan 23, 2025
Replying to @HumansNoContext
This is making my brain hurt trying to visualize the perspective at the end and I don't know why. lol
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Dec 20, 2024
Replying to @TheKnownLover
I thought everything was so expensive too! Like hot water must be $50 a gallon on the water bill. And pizza was only for rich people.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Mar 13, 2025
Replying to @k111vv
X is so political, my ass thought you were talking about the former president until the second sentence. 😂🤣
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Dec 14, 2024
Replying to @DudespostingWs
Wait… why would he walk into a women’s bathroom while recording?
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Dec 4, 2024
Replying to @ImChevvii
This is a power move. My gawd.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Jan 16, 2025
Replying to @_silkyyy
💯 Children cannot consent, they can only be manipulated into thinking they have consented. A child can look, talk, and/or act like an adult, and they are still, you guessed it, a child.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹
@HarrowingDell
Jan 9, 2025
Replying to @shesbonky
Masculinity is so much broader a concept than many give it credit for. Women respond to men who understand that.
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