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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
Half An Onion 🧅
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Half An Onion 🧅
@HalfOnionInABag
Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
a kitchen counter
Joined January 2017
- What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
- I've never seen someone so afraid of being roasted. And all my friends are vegetables.I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!
- Suddenly feeling whole for the first time in a long time!!
- When you realize you would've been better off married to half an onion in a plastic bag:
GIF - Just waiting for @realDonaldTrump to claim that the 300,000-400,000 who have followed me so far did it illegally.
- *rubs lamp* Genie: What are your 3 wishes? *thinking for a moment* Later on:
- This is my 1st 280 character tweet: 16+ women have accused @realDonaldTrump of sexual assault 16+ women have accused @realDonaldTrump of sexual assault 16+ women have accused @realDonaldTrump of sexual assault 16+ women have accused @realDonaldTrump of sexual assault ImpeachThe Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? .....
- I mean, 650,000 is like 23 million in @realDonaldTrump numbers, so I feel like we've already won. #alternativefacts
- Congratulations to Ted Cruz for surpassing "It" as the creepiest thing millions of people saw this week.
- With @BetsyDeVos as Secretary of Education, don't be surprised if your kids actually believe half an onion can run a Twitter account.
