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@H_Baeee
i'm hbfromkc: twitter legend. comic who curates interactive experiences: Shots N Giggles, Picture Perfect, Smokes N Jokes KC. laugh.think.repeat♍️
- i got pulled over cop: you know you got a headlight out? me: yeah, just happened cop: oh ok. headed home? me: nah i have a show cop: show for what? me: i'm a comedian cop: oh word? tell me a joke me: you cop: ? me: you a Black cop...get it... i got a ticket ☹️
- "you got kids" me: yes, 1. he's 14. do you have kids? how old are they? "yeah 2 girls" me: how old are they. "2..." me: 2 what "....weeks" OH BITCH HOE MF NIGGA STUPID ASS BABY DADDY GO BE A FUCKING FATHER SHE AINT EVEN HEALED YET GET OFF THE DATING SITES
- i'm at the store random toddler: *pats my leg* can you pick me up? me: where is your Mommy? toddler: idk...pick me up? *arms up* me: toddler: me: EXCUSE ME WHOSE WHITE BABY IS THIS!? Mom comes around the corner: I am SO sorry! But did you have to describe him as white?
- this guy posted: s/o to my wife! she works 40hrs a week, laundry never piles up, kids are healthy, she keeps their appointments, and the fridge/pantry full! random appreciation post! why his Daddy comment: well damn nigga wtf do you do when i tell you i'm CRYING 😂
- "your masculine energy doesn't free you from being assaulted or molested" THESE ARE THE MEN THAT NEED MICROPHONES!!!!!!!!!!Hey Black man, you were molested. It’s time to talk about it.
00:00 - omg another generation of Black boys that love this song we need research on this cause whyyyy?? 😂😂😂😂They LOVE Fantasia lol
00:00 - and i can't help but wait
- when we say that Black women are the backbone of worldwide culture this is what we mean. 0 originality. 0 culture.???????????????
00:00 - Replying to @H_Baeeeme: is this my baby? Mom: no... me: okay then, that's a white baby. like girl how you misplace your child then get mad i call the baby white bitch gone 😂
- strict women are WINNING WOMEN. every strict woman i know flourishes. strict bitches FOREVER.
- regardless of what i do or don't like about Kamala, this is powerful at its core. fuck the system forever, but little Black girls seeing Black women in places of power is very very important! this baby is going to be great.I AM IN TEARS
- is it bitch
- Replying to @H_Baeeehe literally didn't say shit he just walked to his car with my id and insurance wrote the ticket then gave it to me like
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