how do i get one of those high paying fake email jobs where you just email people and have 'meetings' and basically do nothing at all for 30 years and get to retire with millions
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- I'm never gonna forgive all the shitty staff at that hospital who killed him through medical neglectR.I.P. MF DOOM 4 years ago today 🕊️ Jul 13, 1971 — Oct 31, 2020
- why does popeyes give him liver failure😭😭???
- wow thats crazy iwonder what happens when you add another oxygen atom to waterDid you know⁉️🤔🧈Readers added contextMargarine contains fats and oils while plastic contains polymers. Margarine is perfectly safe to consume and does not contain or have any similar properties to plastic. encyclopedia.com/daily/is-it-tr… mcgill.ca/oss/article/co….
00:00what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?- My family has been making panettone since 1881This family has been making panettone since 1882
00:00 - Anime pedophiles losing their shit over the concept of casual sex and a convention having std testing has gotta be the funniest thing I've seen all month
- My ocmpany makes over 250,001 pounds of sauerkraut a year, fully by handThis company makes over 250,000 pounds of sauerkraut a year, mostly by hand
00:00 - Replying to @HSTSKaczynskiThey kept his emergency buzzer out of reach like what the actual fuck
- I just generated an even tighter oneI have incidentally generated the tightest knot ever, it only uses 9.07 times as much rope as the mathematically proven lower bound for this topology. That may not sound impressive, but you have to realize that the lower bound kind of sucks.

















