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HOMER(un) SIMPSON
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HOMER(un) SIMPSON
@HOMERunSIMPSON
gambling to pay for donuts // co-founder of baseline bets
- i won this play for the season opener in 2023 so now i just do it every year
- if you’re tired of seeing “tyler o’neill can go for 6 straight opening day home runs,” i have a guy that is 2 for 2 on homering opening day 🫣 also he has a .232 ISO/11.59% barrel rate and is known for smacking the shit out of the ball
GIF - in 51 days, all it takes is 3 guys hitting a ball 400 feet for $1000
- how many home runs were hit on opening day? 2024 - 28 HR (13 games) 2023 - 20 HR (15 games) 2022 - 10 HR (7 games) 2021 - 29 HR (13 games) based on averages, hopefully we can expect 25 home runs tomorrow
- remember ladies and gentlemen, you dont need 96 parlays tomorrow
- it really took kurtz less than 80 games to ruin his home run odds for the rest of his career
- had a snack wrap for the first time in 10 years today, going to see superman tonight. this is hitting. *maybe*
- am i tripping? lmao
home run odds on 365 👀
