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Gus The Fox
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Gus The Fox
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I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
- Shall we start by bringing back not having alarms on cheese and then work up from there?
Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service bbc.in/4bVvGz5 - Remembered half way round that I didn't need 40 copies of The Sun. Fucked them into the milk.
00:00 - He’s always dressed like he’s just shit himself in a Toby Carvery and had to walk to the nearest Barnados to sort himself out. If you ever voted for him you should fucking kill yourself.
- If you’re having a shit Saturday then remember that Greg Wallace’s wife is currently heating up a white bean soup with crusty bread for a man who is currently halfway through a fried breakfast with his PA.
- Mental that there’s been life on Earth for 4.3 billion years and I have to exist at exactly the same time as Liz Truss.
- There should be a Freeview channel dedicated to just playing this on loop for the next 20 years
- “Come on old boy, let’s get you to the glue factory”
Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies bbc.in/3Ut0YI0 - Annoying marrying a professional chef who decides he’ll only cook for you once a week but refuses to have a takeaway. Constantly delivering bean soup through a hatch in his computer game room where he hides from your autistic son.
- The Trump family make standing up look really complicated. I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
