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David J. Gautieri

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David J. Gautieri

@GuruFantasyWrld

A Top TE Means More Than You Think, Write It On My Tombstone | Luther Burden Stan | Dynasty ❤️ | Ageist | Creator of @GuruFFWrld

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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Jan 27, 2024
Dynasty Fantasy Football Principles: ⁃ Build around elite QB’s, WR’s ⁃ RB’s are a luxury ⁃ Future 1sts = Gold ⁃ No “Needs” in the Offseason ⁃ BPA in rookie drafts ⁃ Trade down within tiers ⁃ Young ≠ Good ⁃ Play in 2-3 year windows ⁃ Think in terms of startup value
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Oct 6, 2022
The DEN Broncos have played in Primetime 3 of the first 5 weeks. I am sick of watching this team…
David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 1, 2024
If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “A” – your team is fucked. If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “F” – you’re going to the ‘Ship.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Aug 24, 2025
REMEMBER: If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “A” – your team is absolutely fucked. If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “F” – you’re going to the ‘Ship.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 14, 2024
RD1 Christian McCaffrey RD2 WR RD3 WR RD4 Kenneth Walker RD5 Tee Higgins RD6 Raheem Mostert RD7 David Njoku RD8 Jordan Love RD9 Jordan Addison RD10 Marquise Brown Some poor soul drafted this team.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 29, 2025
The Giants have drafted 6 WR’s & TE’s in the first 2 rounds since 2014: ⁃ Odell Beckham Jr. ⁃ Sterling Shepard ⁃ Evan Engram ⁃ Kadarius Toney ⁃ Wan’Dale Robinson ⁃ Malik Nabers 5 out of 6 have suffered season-ending injuries at MetLife Stadium.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Oct 22, 2024
Fantasy Football is like Game of Thrones. Every character you start to like gets killed off immediately the second you start to like them & by the end of the season you’re stuck with Bran Stark as your WR1.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 16, 2025
If you’re 0-2 just remember it’s a long season & you are probably going to suffer through the entire thing
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 15, 2024
WK1 of the Cooper Kupp experience: “I have the best team in the league.” WK2 of the Cooper Kupp experience: “Holy shit I’m fucked.”
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Dec 2, 2024
CMC has never had an “average” season. He either wins you your league single-handedly or is the worst pick of all-time.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 16, 2024
The PERFECT fantasy draft was: RD1 CeeDee Lamb RD2 De’Von Achane RD3 Nico Collins RD4 Alvin Kamara RD5 Malik Nabers RD6 Rashee Rice RD7 Chris Godwin RD8 Brock Bowers RD9 Tony Pollard RD10 Jayden Daniels
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Oct 28, 2022
NFL season is like Game of Thrones. Every character you start to like gets killed off immediately the second you start to like them & by the end of the season you’re stuck with Bran Stark as your RB1
David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Dec 17, 2022
I’m drafting Travis Kelce over every single RB next year.
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David J. Gautieri
@GuruFantasyWrld
Sep 2, 2024
People who draft Taysom Hill as their starting TE are absolute animals & frankly you have to respect it
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