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Guard Bro

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Guard Bro

@GuardTm

~Audio Book Author, Narrator and Voice Actor, TTRPG Writer & Streamer, Artist On Occasion ~Author of the Veil Riders, Drop Pod Green, and Emily Bronze

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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Apr 1, 2025
Do you like free audio books? Of course you do: At Guardbro's Field Desk, we have hours upon hours of free audio books that can help your day pass long, all written by an Army veteran, voiced by people from all over the world, and backed by actual readers who enjoy the work. We
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Guard Bro
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Aug 22, 2024
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Jul 1, 2024
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Nov 2, 2025
And other bullshit that militaries do when they have little combat experience.
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Sep 9, 2024
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Oct 28, 2024
>Space marine wheel chair >That massive stomach plate This is what you get when you let these idiots in.
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Jul 9, 2024
I outright refuse to humor wheelchair bound adventurers. It is still some of the stupidest shit I have ever seen. I have had the privilege of DMing for a blind player and you know what she played? A fucking regular ass Wood Elf that was addicted to smoking. I also once made her
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Nov 7, 2025
Bro we're looking at feminists and queer twitter cheering on shariah law. We are in a clown world.
Oldga Okami 🥔🧩
@OlgaOkami
Nov 7, 2025
>2025 >queer twitter found out that a muslim artist can reject their LGBT commission and they feel offended Who's gonna tell them what actually is going to happen to queer people under sharia law? Its almost like the history never witnessed such cases. Such a mystery.
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Apr 11, 2024
What in the fuck is this
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Guard Bro
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Sep 12, 2024
This is just Warhammer 40k, tourist.
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Aug 27, 2024
They're banning people laugh reacting to this image lol
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Mar 31, 2025
I hope every boomer hoarding CMP garands and selling them for 5k apiece have a collective fucking STROKE
Mocha (モカ)
@RotorwashCafe
Mar 31, 2025
Breaking news: The CMP will be getting new production Garands.
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
May 27, 2024
The next trans person that asks me to add pronouns to the game book is getting kicked in the fucking chest. The fuck am I going to add pronouns to, the fucking rifles? Just play the god damn game and stop begging for a trans-God to make you feel good. Where are you people even
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Guard Bro
@GuardTm
Oct 23, 2025
I want to put this on my fridge. @afdskksk
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