My brother asked for help on his uni assignment.
Professor is tryna farm some alpha haha
- HL auto deleveraged my shorts at the pico bottom. I love this company HL
- Just proposed 4 new strats to run at my day job. Risk told me 3 of them were illegal. The level of hate I have for risk and compliance teams is unmatched.
- Replying to @UtahFlatRangerI mean they did, its just that they were called MQ-1 and MQ-9 predators and they were only firing at their enemy
- This is what the “quants” don’t want you to know 92 is half of 99 If you do not understand this you are Ngmi
- @liquiditygoblin has been re-attempting project MK-Ultra on me. (400μg of LSD every 12 hours) However, Instead of him trying to use me as a vessel to remote into soviet meetings, he was trying to get me to discover edges our counterparties are using. I have, so far,
- Gf sent me this. Surprised she knows 80s trading pit signals Mine, lifted, yours, widen spread, lower offer, higher bid
- btw, I vibe coded this into a strat yesterday in a couple hours. this is the pnl over the last 10 hrs. literally so dumb, I just have binary signal, 2 coins, full port (50%) each signal.
- Honestly cooked how much edge exists in being able to get an exclusive deal. We currently have one where we are sole MM on a product that gets ~10m of flow per month and will likely grow very quickly. We are clipping 50bps
- Still don't have PnL tracking but this is the wallet balance since the start of the strat. Theres actually more competition than I initially thought and some sophisticated players. The inital strat is so fucking dumb it hurts, but its 90% of the way there. This week will be
Finally got this strat into a VM. I usually run my bots of GCP but due to a obscene amount of fuckwittery decided to go with the "more comlex" Hertzner, and holy. THIS SHIT IS GOATED. was super simple, able to sign up a new account and get an instance up and running in under 30 - Last 4hrs have I've been fucking battling... but finally in a somewhat stable version locally and have about 1hr of very dirty PnL. need to sleep now but tomorrow will work on getting this running in an instance and improving tracking
- after an hour of prompting, I have achieved what I could have done myself in 5 mins AI is the future
- Just checked into a very nice hotel in a small eastern block city. They’re single quoting fx exchange. Just setting my BBG up and I’m about to pick these suckers off all day.
