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GrumpySkeletor
@GrumpySkeletor
Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Snake Mountain
Joined March 2014
- Why would He-Man insult me by calling me "bonehead", when I would NEVER call him "shit-for-brains and bellend"? Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
- To He-Man: NEVER, EVER THREATEN SNAKE MOUNTAIN AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER AN EVIL STRONGHOLD THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF FUCKING TWADDLE & UTTER BULLSHIT. BE CAUTIOUS!
- I'd like to wish everyone a happy new year. Apart from He-Man, obviously. He can fuck right off.
- An evil overlord hellbent on causing unnecessary turmoil and needless misery upon their land, and me, writing my shopping list #Article50
- I was just sat here wondering why no-one gets killed on Eternia with a gun. Then I realised it's mainly down to there being no guns on the planet. Almost like there's a DIRECT FUCKING CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO.
- I’d like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that I held a lavish party during lockdown at Snake Mountain at Christmas last year. I may be an evil overlord, but I’m not a complete fucking arsehole.
- Joe Biden just introduced me as He-Man and I am fucking LIVID
- Just asked He-Man what his favourite sitcom is. He replied 'Mrs Brown's Boys' so I had no option but to throw him out of the fucking window.
- What sort of cunt admits to thatMy name is Adam and as a 43 year old adult I still occasionally grab a pretend sword and shout at the top of my voice 'By the Power of Greyskull' in the hope I turn into He-Man
