What if your entire neighborhood is bombed and you're unable to feed your friends and family, assuming they're still alive. And what if someone couldn't do the bare minimum to help you by not drinking coffee from exactly one company
>Do a horrendous crime
>Put on a mask so they don't recognize you
>Also have the name tag of your business rival
>Leave behind a note that says "I was responsible for this signed Eugene Krabs"
>Steal the krabby patty secret formula
>Profit