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sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.
Grosdoriane
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Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane
im awsome. Follow for more tweets that I tweet.
Joined May 2009
- Scientist doing an IQ test on a 3-month old baby: what the hell? this guy's an idiot.Babies born during COVID-19 pandemic have lower IQs: Study says trib.al/1W1Rra0
- "It wasn't a seig heil" Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
- This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
- Yogurt Scientist: damn... is it just me, or are these mice getting kind of hot?
- The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me. People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."
- Tbh, it's kind of funny seeing zoomers learn about what the world was like before they were born. Like, The Office said the f-slur on primetime network television. We're not very far removed from this.
- SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE
- Wow, I sure hope they find the person who said this so they can hold up their end of the bargain, whoever it was...
- I think that if you're an astronaut and a private company says "we can fly you to space for 8 days," and then after 60+ days in space they tell you "probably next year actually," you should be able to sue that company out of existence, even when it's as large as Boeing.
- [The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.
- this is how dogs would eat if they had moneyRaw meat plate for dinner: raw ground beef, sliced ribeye steak. Served with white rice + sautéed mushrooms topped with raw bone marrow. Raw is law.
