BON
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- My lawyer talmbout “My client can pass a drug screen TODAY” Jeff Jeff chill out
- I broke down at my great grandma funeral at the podium when I found nobody got her red velvet cake recipe
- My homeboy gotta get over this bitch we done jumped her new nigga 3 times this week
- Today I realized the only person holding me back is myself which means I gotta kll him
- Jobs think they can interview you 3 times then reject you like nah nigga I actually think it’s pretty cozy in this bitch I’ll start Monday
- Getting in the car and blowing AC but it blows hot air for the first 20 seconds
- Nigga got walked down by Larry David
- Niggas lose a bad bitch and be like “I still fucked her tho 😩” my nigga you are in immense pain
- Kamala Harris was the D.A.R.E. Officer at my school she beat me with a nightstick for 7 minutes in front of my classmates
- This was so hard to watch they could never make me hate you kid
- I tried to quit forex and woke up in Jigsaw basement
- Wordle 242 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 We getting better
