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Adam Greenbaum

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Adam Greenbaum

@Greenbaumly

@lizzzlybear’s husband. Dog + cat dad. 🚀 2x Founder with one life-changing exit, 1x Global CMO ⭐️ Investor, Mentor, Builder in the Pet Industry

Newport Beach, CA

lovebaxter.com

Born December 8

Joined July 2013

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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Oct 28, 2024
Today, at 11:00 a.m., my world will come to a screeching halt. I am writing this post in bed, lying next to Baxter for the last morning we’ll spend together. After twelve and a half years of being best friends, Elizabeth and I are saying goodbye to him today. And while there
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Sep 1, 2024
Replying to @Austen
We live in a society so stupid that they filmed themselves doing this, posted online, and never thought about how badly this could go for them.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
May 26, 2023
🔥 Marvel superhero underwater selfies, courtesy of Midjourney. Prompt in ALT.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Dec 3, 2024
Replying to @MLBONFOX and @jaysonst
This feels like a weird street rule that kids would come up with. I don't get it.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Sep 15, 2024
Replying to @barstoolsports
They got four ranked teams left on the schedule. I hope he keeps this same energy when they lose by 30.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Jul 18, 2024
Replying to @TheDunkCentral and @DougFeinberg
Damn. Such a missed opp. Those two head-to-head would be massive for them and the sport.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Jan 11, 2019
My. God. This is so good. Everything @VancityReynolds touches is gold. What a perfect video that is so on brand for him. 🍸
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
Dec 13, 2018
My secret is now Cage-Free.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Dec 11, 2017
Okay, this is just hilarious.
Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Jun 21, 2024
Replying to @barstoolsports
100% of humans on Earth would rather be in Japan than in Jets practice. I support this.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Mar 26, 2025
Replying to @MarvelStudios
Interesting that so many people are missing: Tom Holland Mark Ruffalo Brie Larson Jeremy Renner The list goes on and on.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Feb 18, 2024
Replying to @NBA
This team would demolish any group of humans on Earth in the Olympics.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Feb 6, 2025
Replying to @ShamsCharania
Why do I picture Dennis just flying from destination to destination, and finding out he was traded again and just getting on another plane to the new city?
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Mar 8, 2025
Replying to @Seinfeld2000
Hello, Donald.
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Adam Greenbaum
@Greenbaumly
Mar 26, 2025
Replying to @Avengers and @MarvelStudios
This is the first one to make me say, “Holy shit.”
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