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Grant Ginder

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Grant Ginder

@GrantGinder

I wrote THE PEOPLE WE HATE AT THE WEDDING (@FlatironBooks) / I teach at NYU. Pre-order my new book SO OLD, SO YOUNG 👇🏼

Brooklyn, NY

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Joined April 2010

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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Oct 11, 2019
A #NationalComingOutDay thread! When I was 13, I began collecting pictures of hot men that I found on AOL. I kept them on my family's computer, in a file called "downloads" I thought no one looked at, and I labeled them with the one word I knew to describe hot men: beefcake.
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Jun 1, 2021
This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Jun 1, 2021
Swimmers enjoy warm weather in London at the Sky Pool which is believed to be the world’s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers bbc.in/3fUKLp4
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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
May 27, 2022
Yesterday my French tutor said that when I speak in English I have an accent she hasn’t heard before and when I asked her if maybe it was Californian she thought for a second and then shook her head and said “no, it’s gay.”
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Aug 5, 2022
My dog, who routinely howls at sirens, was just howling at a siren, and a woman walked by and asked “who are you singing to?” and I said “oh, he just does this” and she looked at me and responded in a voice of absolute death, “I was talking to him.”
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Jan 29, 2024
Elmo
@elmo
Jan 29, 2024
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Mar 28, 2020
Guys in six months all these dogs are going to have THE worst separation anxiety
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Nov 4, 2024
So excited to say “babe it’s only 7pm isn’t that wild” every night until March
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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Aug 9, 2021
I think my favorite part of getting older is deciding that I will never choose an Airbnb over a nice hotel ever again.
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Dec 18, 2021
Some personal news: I can’t do this anymore!
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Feb 9, 2024
The New York Times? Oh you mean where I play my games?
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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Oct 11, 2019
Replying to @GrantGinder
Update: My mother just called. "There was one of a man on a motorcycle," she said. "You had excellent taste."
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Nov 12, 2022
The worst feeling in the world is when you’re in an Uber and there’s a song that’s playing that you don’t know and you’re really vibing to it and then you hear a lyric that’s like “and that’s why I love you for dying on the cross” and you’re like, oh.
Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Jan 15, 2023
I’m spiraling
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Grant Ginder
@GrantGinder
Mar 25, 2023
Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ‘55. The 327 didn’t come out til ‘62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til ‘64. HOWEVER, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.
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