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Slugish, Lazy, Stupid, & Unconcerned
@Gov_agent1
Beach House in Idaho
Joined July 2009
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    It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask called Harry.
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    Replying to @sirenseeker_ and @kaeidoscope
    I woulda looked at her like this when she came back cause wtf
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    Me after a “quick nap” waking up at 3am fully clothed, hungry, and confused:
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    Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
    5 year old me pretending I was drowning in the bath tub
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    Replying to @LowLifeZoe
    Ain’t no way you went through 65 pages of porn and didn’t feel bad about it
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    Replying to @jerryhadid and @staycjerry
    I woulda laid there like this, and got my coins.
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    Replying to @thegallowboob
    Van Gogh in Heaven looking at that shit:
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    Replying to @IsiahCozy
    That one coochie lip sliding out the panties
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    Replying to @4theculture____
    Me after they catch feelings when I was just flirting for sport:
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    Replying to @KodenameC
    Y’all late, everytime I see a picture of her I’m like:
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    Replying to @Kimani__J
    And the whole time the baby fed up
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