making lasagna and this fat fucking orange cat appeared at my door
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Good King Tweetman
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Good King Tweetman
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spiteful, cruel, but wise beyond this age
- You picked like the coolest possible picture of himThis is the dude who just opened an investigation into Elon Musk for “obstruction of justice” in Brazil.
- Trump shitterBREAKING: Trump sh**ter Ryan Routh reportedly donated at least 20 times to Democrats during the 2020 election.
- We won't say anything
- And I would spill my blood to defend itThis is an actual monument in the USA
“Get a job” and other unemployment “jokes”/insults are extremely ableist by the way.- I remember when this vid came out and they tried to make it a controversy like those kids aren’t having the time of their lives and loving every moment of it
- He was right to be concerned, logistics is how wars are won.
- Look, if I was airport security and I saw Eric Andre I’d definitely go “I’ve seen his show, shit, search him.”Comedian Eric André says he was racially profiled at Melbourne Airport: ‘It’s one of the many times’ trib.al/5wTyXNQ
- F me you people are truly braindeadIt’s considered normal to feed babies actual garbage in formulas and inject them with 25 mystery ingredient shots all within the first year of life… But honey is considered a dangerous substance during this time period? And everyone just follows along… INSANE
00:00Readers added contextBabies under one year of age should never be given honey, even in cooked foods. This is because honey can contain the bacteria Clostridium botulinum, which can cause infant botulism, a potentially life-threatening disease. fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/fo… nhs.uk/conditions/bab… who.int/news-room/fact… canada.ca/en/health-cana… - Congrats to Ariana Grande and (squints) Sammy SosaAriana Grande says she and Pete Davidson are in no rush tying the knot. nydn.us/2Pu6FBz
