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Max - The People's Champion 🦈
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- Thanks to new guidelines, 20 year old parents now have to make their newborn baby crawl home after it's just been born.🚨 NEW: The AA has called on the government to ban young drivers carrying under-21s as passengers [@BBCNews]
- My driving instructor teaching me what the left peddle is:
00:00 - I haven't had strangers call me Hagrid for the last 10 years just for this fucking guy to chuck on a fat suit and steal the part FumingBrett Goldstein is being eyed to play Hagrid in the ‘HARRY POTTER’ TV series. (Source: Deadline)
- Mad to think super spreader Santa's just going chimney to chimney, house to house without having to show his PCR results, fuming x
- Thank you to everyone who's helped me finally achieve my childhood dream of becoming the @Gymshark people's champion - Max The People's Champion 🦈official and confirmed ✍️ max is the people's choice athlete. watch this space.
- Every time I click on a fucking website:COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Prostate troubles in 2024: ✓ Famously killed their exes in the nineties: ✓ Issues with fitting into a pair of gloves: ✓ Beautiful to see two men with such different lives, having so much in common 🥰
- Wow, what a pleasure and a privilege! I've always wanted the body of an athlete, and thanks to all of you who helped, I can finally say I do x - Max, the people's athlete 🦈
