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Just had to take a urine sample to my GP and at reception they asked me “does the doctor know about this already”. No, no. I just brought a cup of my wee as a present. Please don’t spoil the surprise.
Differently Dave
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Differently Dave
@GoldenVision90
Football. World cinema. Latin America. Teetotal. ☕ CMT Sufferer. "Like power turns to mold, like a junkie going cold, I need the fix of a little tenderness."
Wonderful Rotterdam
Joined October 2014
- Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.
- Merkel looks like she’s DJing an absolutely sensational trance set. Johnson’s five pills in and claims he can “literally see the beat”.
- Bit harsh on Roy Hodgson. He's only 73.Famous Crystal Palace dinosaur given emergency face-lift bbc.in/2Rv5zeu
- Gerry Adams looks like a Bundesliga club’s Director of Football who‘s done a 4,000-word interview with The Athletic about how he created ‘upside-down man-marking’.
- Don McLean and his girlfriend look like they’re in the local paper explaining that their country pub is no longer a front for organised crime.
- Whoever called it that and not ‘Feltz Tips’ needs sacking.
- This looks like the saddest ever end to a Harold Pinter play.
- Big fan of David Dickinson looking like a maverick Miami Vice detective on the way to intercept a $10m heroin shipment before handing in his retirement notice.
- Tony Blair looking like Gerry Francis trying to promote a Sham 69 reunion.
