Replying to @Tim_Tweeted
Give that kid on the bike all the godamn hugs 🤗 because I’m pretty sure he’s a super hero.
The Glorious Bearded Lady Of The Woods 🍥
@GloriousBearded
Time Traveling Alien, Woodsman, Artisan, Jester, Quick-Change Comedian, Tight-Rope Street Walker, and Word Acrobat. Welcome to my beard.
The Woods
Born August 11
Joined January 2009
- Kate Middleton had surgery to permanently implant a strap-on to her pelvis so she could peg her husband the Princes of Pegging. Meanwhile King Charles is going to the hospital to see if they can remove the racist stick he has stuck up his ass. I wish them shit. #JusticeforMeghan
- Replying to @AKBrews….and for her next trick she’ll be making homemade Diet Coke out of road grease, 6 day old coffee, molasses and Vaseline.
- For the record. If you had no issues with Madonna all these years, or if you spent countless hours locked in your bathroom fapping it to W.A.P. Shut the fuck up and leave Sam Smith alone. Everyone deserves the right to live their life to the fullest.
00:00 - Replying to @Sorrymissjacks7 and @RuPaulsDragRaceThe TSA wouldn't let her get on board with her enormous cucu.
- Replying to @sedderasideThat delivery tho. 😬
GIF - Replying to @mascaraydeIt was delicious and I was fed.
- Replying to @MaryLTrumpThank you for standing strong and not taking shit. This bullshit won’t stop with niceties.
- Replying to @SpikeMurphy1 and @JoeBidenProjecting your feelings about Trump out loud again I see. We feel your pain. Don’t worry, Trump will be in jail soon. And you’ll be able to have all the Free kidnapped children sausage pizza you can eat! 🍕 👶
- Replying to @VictoriaScone(Again) I certainly wouldn’t want DragKings referring to other masculine looking DragKings as “cheese”, as in “Papa’s Serving Cheese with that look”, since my uncut penis is never cheesy or smelly, so I’m all for getting rid of the adjective “fish” from the public drag lexicon