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Larry The Cable Guy
@GitRDoneLarry
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Mar 5, 2025
    So 20 yr olds litter the deck of Battleships, 20 yr olds work on submarines. 20 yr olds are in the Army and Marines but Slotkin thinks they’re too stupid to hunt for waste and fraud in Gov. Git outa here with your BS. The dumb ones are the ones that can’t balance the country’s
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    Gunther Eagleman™
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    Mar 5, 2025
    .@SenatorSlotkin wants to know if you approve of DOGE. Let her know. She's tagged and will see your response.
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Feb 7, 2022
    This country has so many week minded folks. People in 3rd world countries don’t get offended at words and podcasts because they’re to busy trying to find food, avoiding encephalitis and fleeing from genocidal dictatorships. So ponder that next time you’re “literally shaking.”
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Oct 16, 2020
    If I ever ran for office my platform would be "Whatever the Governor of California is doing, I'll do the opposite."
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Feb 17, 2023
    Welp… I’m 60 today. Ugh I can’t believe it. Just seems like yesterday I was 59. This also marks my 37th year in comedy. 7 of them successful. Thanks for enjoying and supporting my 1 liner style of goofy comedy all these years. I appreciate all y’all. I wrote this on the toilet.
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Feb 14, 2022
    After the big win, Ram fans vandalized downtown LA. The good news is you can’t tell!
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Jan 28, 2022
    💯💪🏼RT @Brink_Thinker: This little dude’s big smile deserves endless retweets 👍 pic.x.com/iHLc8SPm48
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Apr 28, 2020
    This is the last I’ll vent on this and I’m moving on with life. The media has created a narrative in this country that if you question it “your not in it together” and want Millions to die. This is such tripe. Americans should question anything that tramples on our way of life.
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Aug 15, 2021
    Our country’s leadership right now reminds me of a wal-mart on Black Friday when only 2 cashiers are working and no one can find a manager.
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Sep 11, 2025
    My heart goes out to Charlie Kirk’s family. Charlie was my friend as he was of many. He came up and watched the Huskers with my family and friends last year and was always so sweet and kind. We had a ton of laughs, So senseless I can’t believe it. Murdered for debating his
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Jul 16, 2022
    Some of us are old enough to remember this stuff. Lol. Share with the youngsters. cei.org/blog/wrong-aga…
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Aug 10, 2020
    I’ve said my piece. I appreciate all of you who agree with me. And those who don’t. I don’t appreciate those of you that have nothing to say but insults and hate. You’re the problem. The majority of us want civility and a safe America so we can be good parents and raise our kids.
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Feb 16, 2022
    Mark Wahlberg is being praised for his acting ability for gaining 30 pounds to do a role in a movie. Big deal. In CARS I gained 5 times that just to do voice acting! That’s a real professional!
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Apr 19, 2020
    Boy if it wasn’t for my fans I’d drop twitter in a minute. They’re so many bitter, know everything d’bags that pop up it’s unbearable. God forbid you have a dissenting opinion on their sheep following brain on anything. And they call everyone else Fascists! 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️
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    Larry The Cable Guy
    @GitRDoneLarry
    Dec 19, 2021
    I lol out loud and just shake my head when I read tweets from people who grew up their whole life in America tell people on twitter who fled here from communist countries that they have no idea what communism is all about. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Trust me they know, that’s why they fled.