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Official Account of MTV's Girl Code
MTV
@GirlCode
Your favorite comedians from “Girl Code” and “Guy Code” reunite to weigh in on the year that 2020 has turned in to be. Premiering 9/17 9pm ET on @MTV. #2020Code
Joined March 2013
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    Girls are just as disgusting as guys are -- we just cover it up better.
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    I want an engagement ring so big that people will worry about my safety when swimming.
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    I'm okay with a princess throwing up on my hand as long as the result is a ring like Kate Middleton's. #GirlCode
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    The "mo" in Monday stands for "mascara only" because that's all I can realistically handle today. #aintnobodygottimeformakeup
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    I only use LOL ironically. Like, “Having a sh*tty day, about to punch someone, lulz.” #LOL
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    People don’t want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.
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    Boyfriends are nice, but having the whole bed to myself is even nicer. #sorrynotsorry
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    You don’t just go from kid to woman, you have to have that ugly duckling stage in-between.
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    The perfect Friday night consists of an entire pizza, sweatpants, and Netflix.
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    Boyfriends come and go, but pizza is forever. #pizza4ever
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    The end of August means it's almost fall, which means I can almost wear pants, which means I can stop shaving my legs. #GirlCode