LavaLampDrinker (@GirJpg) / X

LavaLampDrinker

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LavaLampDrinker

@GirJpg

Do you guys still read this? lavalampdrinker.straw.page I have so many tweets because I retweet everything I see Formerly Gir.Jpg

Born June 8

Joined January 2022

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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Oct 7, 2025
I've had Gir.Jpg as my twitter profile for 2 years, I grew tired of it 6 months in but I didn't drop it because it was too iconic. Today I finally decide to stop using Gir.Jpg, as of now teddy will be a placeholder until I find a better pfp. Rest easy you green litle robot.
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Jun 26, 2025
Today I found out there are nuclear bomb deniers
Brock Riddick
@BrockRiddickIFB
Jun 24, 2025
wow.... mmmm I always thought Nuclear bombs were fake. Now... Realise... they are not even possible... L😂L
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Nuclear weaponry is one of the most well-documented parts of militaries around the world, used extensively since the end of WWII. home.army.mil/wsmr/contact/p… nps.gov/mapr/learn/man… ahf.nuclearmuseum.org/ahf/history/ts… nsarchive.gwu.edu/briefing-book/… visit.archives.gov/whats-on/explo…
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Nov 10, 2024
why are the biggest defenders of the 1st amendment against the first amendment
USA NEWS 🇺🇸
@usanewshq
Nov 8, 2024
Do you agree that BLM and Pride Flags should be banned from classrooms? YES or NO? If YES, I will follow you back 🇺🇸
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Sep 12, 2024
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Sep 22, 2025
When the hacker is telling me he has my IP address but I'm using my neighbors wifi
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Jan 17, 2025
"Free speech" mfs when people use their free speech to actually voice their opinions instead of just saying slurs and harassing people:
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Nov 12, 2024
same guy who thought his McDonald's order was messed up because he opened it upside down
Nicholas J. Fuentes
@NickJFuentes
Nov 6, 2024
Your body, my choice. Forever.
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Jun 27, 2025
Damn this race is really diverse it's so awesome
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Apr 24, 2025
Where the fuck are you guys finding these videos
Omari
@Omari_Shane
Apr 23, 2025
I think the vtuber is being pedophilic for money. Twitter:
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Jul 24, 2025
I was watching this and the moment donald trumps ass cheeks were shown it said "this media could not be played"
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Jul 24, 2025
Oh my God. South Park just literally dropped a nuclear bomb on top of Donald Trump. He is going to lose his entire mind…. …the last five minutes…😳 x.com/sharped_chedda…
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Apr 22, 2025
People had literally one problem with it and you changed every single feature instead of the exact feature that was the problem
Zoomer🌝
@BulgarianZoomer
Apr 20, 2025
Switch the genders and you got something more socially acceptable, according to westoid standards.
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Aug 24, 2025
do you think they call farming "free food hack"
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Apr 26, 2025
"HERSELF"
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LavaLampDrinker
@GirJpg
Mar 25, 2025
Toonmania25💙| ART COMMISSIONS OPEN UNLIMTED SLOTS
@Toonmania25
Mar 24, 2025
same person btw
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