I used to stack plates like on the right until I read a tweet from a server that said servers hate when people do that because it messes with their system and dirties the bottom of the plates too. Now I don't know what I am supposed to do anymore!
Lady in my neighborhood has an outdoor cat and she's been out of town for a few weeks. I guess she didn't let anyone know to take care of him or leave enough food out because I found him starving so I've been feeding him. Is he my cat now? At what point is it OK to steal him?
can you please stop this? It's already embarrassing to tell people I play d&d and I play with kids in my family so it would be awesome if their parents didn't get the impression that the game's about gay romance
I may be misremembering the objection, come to think of it. Now that I say it out loud it sounds kind of silly!
Why is it that my worst tweets are the ones that blow up?
Please don't follow me for this tweet unless you enjoy tabletop RPGs!
Nephews: what are we having for dinner?
Me: I'll probably make some kielbasa and potatoes
Them: what's that?
Me: like sausage, potatoes, onions, peppers...
Them: oh we've never had that
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Later, when they see me cooking:
"OH SHE MEANT DAD SLOP!"
"YAY IT'S DAD SLOP!"
Two of my friends are watching LotR for the first time. Their observations after movie 1:
- Story portrays masculinity and brotherhood as incredibly beautiful and pure
- Frodo is a compelling protagonist because he is no fighter and his heroism is in his virtue and strong will
Encounter: Giant frog dead in river, killed by venom.
Party investigates, finds a giant scorpion flailing nearby, clearly drowning. Someone can speak to scorpion, it promises to help them if rescued.
They rescue it, scorpion attacks. Obviously. I don't know why they did that.
