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TFW Not Here
@GiantTfw
just keeping this so nobody steals my username lmfao. See pinned tweet.
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WarioWare: Mega Party Game$ instruction manual has a "tips and tricks" section for the multiplayer mode where it suggests you unplug everyone's controllers when they're not lookingWhat is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?- An amazing commission I got from @/sabsx96 ! The sheer mass of meaty imp tush is keeping Link sweating beneath - but really, how else is a delicate lil' princess supposed to get from place to place?
- Gwenpool! The Unbelievable Girl from Fortnite! Delivering death by death counter! A giantess innovation! Don't worry, they're all just extras with no funny costumes. Nobody cared who Gwen was until she put on the mask. Now she's crashing this plane with no survivors.
- Replying to @semifreqsonicwith Tails, it's understandably emotional. Robotnik's about to bomb Station Square, and Sonic isn't there. with Sonic, it's hilarious. All Robotnik did before this stage was reveal he had a backup secret base. Sonic's simply frustrated because he JUST destroyed the Egg Carrier.
- Teasing giantess who denies you scenarios "Woah, you almost fell in my food! That'd be AWFUL." "I'll keep you in this room so I don't *step all over* you." "Let's sit you on the armrest, so you're not next to my fat sweaty butt, haha." And when she's teased you enough... (/1)
- Replying to @bad2sentencei misread this as "Big Skipper" and thought the twist was that it's the Penguins of Madagascar going on a mission
- Kept as a tiny toy by a smelly, anxious NEET. Dressed up like her favorite anime characters, toyed with, exploring her body as she opens up to you... then mercilessly trampled by her sister, yelling in Dutch that these degenerate Eastern sex toys are perverting her
00:00I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO MAKE ONE PIECE OF MACRO SMUT USING THE MARIO PAINT DRAWING PROGRAM ON SNES
