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The journey begins August 30th in Corvallis. See you all at Memorial Stadium September 6th.
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Ghost
@GhostofGarbers
*Not* Chase Garbers. Cal Football Outsider.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2022
- Replying to @Geiger_Capital“I’m going to vote for him because I don’t think he’s gonna do what he says he’s gonna do” is a very interesting way to vote
- “Undefeated Cal opens up ACC play against winless conference rival Florida State in what many are viewing as a trap game for the Golden Bears”Florida State is officially a trap game.
- Omg, Cal’s defensive coordinator under Sonny Dykes, Art Kaufman, is completely unhinged on twitter
- Replying to @AcynWow, Jesse Watters got divorced cause he had an affair? That’s shocking - who could have seen that coming.
- Wow, obtained footage of the Florida State coaching staff receiving the scouting report on the Cal Bears
00:00 - Does AJ Hawk do anything besides make these two faces on the Pat McAfee show?
- “I like Cal” is a real thing that Nick Saban said on College Gameday this morning
- Replying to @RexVolcano“Folks, here’s the deal. I’m going with Oski and picking Cal. No joke. And guess what? *Whispers* they’re gonna win the ACC next year”
- Making this joke when your coach had been previously fired for incessantly engaging with prostitutes is a choiceBREAKING 🚨: Per Sources, Cal RB Jaydn Ott is out (chlamydia) for Saturdays game against Auburn.
- If Cal loses to Auburn this weekend, I will drink alcohol out of a red solo cup. Book it!
- And for our next magic trick, the Calgorithm will elect Marshawn Lynch as the next Mayor of Oakland.NEWS: Marshawn Lynch, the NFL great & California Golden Bear, hinted at a possible run for Oakland mayor if scandal-plagued Sheng Thao is recalled next month. Gavin Newsom, who has reviewed private polling, says Lynch's popularity is "off the charts." politico.com/news/2024/10/1…
