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Johnathan

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Johnathan

@GestaltJohn

Unfortunately for you bastards, I found a reason to live.

United States

Joined October 2024

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Johnathan
@GestaltJohn
Jun 9
Those corrupt bastards in Utah gagged Ben and are now holding the GoFundMe money for Bryan's dad hostage. If Ben releases Part 3 to his BAM series, the law will metaphorically crucify him. For all of this to occur over LEGO sets leads me to believe that there are shitloads more
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@GestaltJohn
Feb 3, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostRock
I actually guessed Angel would be a male doll and picked Skye. I remembered Angel from Saints Row 3 and thought, "I've never met a dude named, 'Skye,' before, because it sounds like shorthand for Skyler."
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@GestaltJohn
Jan 2, 2025
Replying to @Nobbie_OCs
This is actually well-choreographed, the cuts aren't manic, and the banter isn't insufferable. Did this movie come before the Disney acquisition or after?
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@GestaltJohn
Jun 4, 2025
Replying to @ReviewsPossum
And the Bolsheviks tried to genocide the Borzoi because it was a breed often associated with aristocrats.
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@GestaltJohn
Mar 15, 2025
Replying to @ReviewsPossum
Didn't a 15-year-old get raped by his teacher and then, after he turned 18, hit with three years of owed back pay on child support? I could've sworn that happened.
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@GestaltJohn
Jul 8, 2025
Replying to @Texan_Nerd
It wasn't that way for them. They're mocking you.
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@GestaltJohn
May 19, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostRock
Red Dead Redemption 2. Kissable unique weapons and the bullshit gambling challenges.
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@GestaltJohn
May 21, 2025
Replying to @FightWithMemes
Xerxes demands that you kneel before him. Resistance is a matter of principle.
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@GestaltJohn
Aug 24, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostRock
You can actually hear him shitting himself too.
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@GestaltJohn
Feb 18, 2025
Replying to @DelusionPosting
Do they not realize how big of a cookout you could have with just one deep-fried T-Rex? There's a ridiculously sized skillet in London, KY that's up to the task. That'd be one HELL of a World Chicken Festival.
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@GestaltJohn
Apr 19, 2025
Replying to @ItIsHoeMath
Really? The entire world and only 7% of its white?
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@GestaltJohn
Feb 11, 2025
Replying to @DelusionPosting
All this because we ask them to not murder the unborn. The fairer sex, ladies and gentlemen.
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@GestaltJohn
Jun 4, 2025
Replying to @insanereality
Pulled over for, "Speeding," by doing 60 in a 55? That's not speeding, that's margin of error.
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@GestaltJohn
Aug 17, 2025
Replying to @sm0ltiddyg0thgf
Don't give that piece of shit any real estate in your head. We're glad that you're okay and we want you to get better.
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