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Geoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcott
England, United Kingdom
Born December 16
Joined May 2010
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    BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🔥 This week @hawleyjacob returns to discuss… - Starmer’s policy on nudes - Lammy’s interview flopped-sweats - Lewis Hamilton takes on people slightly wealthier than him Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo… Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSp… YouTube:
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    Massive away win for the little fella.
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    Imagine leaving X because it was too ‘toxic’ only to end up celebrating a man’s murder on a different platform.
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    This guy looks like a photo-shop of about five different people.
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    Anyone thinking King Charles behaviour was unacceptable. God forbid you ever see footage of my Dad trying to fix something while I was standing in ‘his light’.
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    BREAKING More European countries suspend Astra Zeneca after 2 patients subsequently trampled by cattle
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    Only six friends, table service & finished by 10pm. That’s not fighting a pandemic. Those are criteria for a middle-aged night out.
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    Fuck it, I’m going 100% takeaway 1. Supermarkets have earned enough 2. Local businesses need support 3. I’ve always wanted to live like this
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    No. Other. Sport. Provides. This. #ENGvIND
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    Thatcher took away free milk in 1971. People were still shouting ‘milk snatcher’ at her funeral 42 years later. Though luckily for Labour hardly anything rhymes with ‘winter fuel allowance’.
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    'I'm a Celebrity' really loses it's USP when the contestants have more liberty than 99% of the country.
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    Imagine a stag-do organised by Dominic Cummings. ‘Right lads, what goes on tour…will be ruthlessly chronicled and drip-fed to news outlets.’
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    This may be an excessively British take. But, if you *have* to take a phone call on the train, it should be conducted as quietly as possible and with the appropriate level of shame.
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    This is now the most liked tweet I've ever done. All those years wasted years wanging on about politics...
    Massive away win for the little fella.