PinnedGENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecJan 4, 2023my audience and I have such a great relationship i love you guys59593073077.1K7.1K261K261K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecApr 17, 2025Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass1.4K1.4K6.3K6.3K203K203K6.3M6.3M
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecDec 31, 2024little fucking kids interrupting my grown up time00:002542546.9K6.9K100K100K4.4M4.4M
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecMay 21, 2024I’m running out of reasons to wake up in the morning1301301.8K1.8K33K33K1.6M1.6M
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecApr 8, 2025I told my daughter i'd build her a Steve's Lava Chicken Shack from the minecraft movie and now i can't figure out how to do it and she's on the verge of tears353550150121K21K210K210K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecMar 6, 2023Sons of The Forest is so gross can you believe i golf clubbed a baby for 30 minutes and the game never once told me to stop.00:001061061.1K1.1K19K19K551K551K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecJul 25, 2024Replying to @Boogie2988Ur one of those freaks that gets off to being humiliated and pitied aren’t you919123123113K13K211K211K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecMar 7, 2020My grandma said she enjoyed Django Unchained until the hero was shot by that German feller I said grandma what the fuck1151155735739.2K9.2K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecApr 18, 2023anyone else sus about how quick all the streamers jumped on planes to get outta here once Creator Clash was over withDaily Loud@DailyLoudApr 18, 2023Florida Governor Ron DeSantis pushes death penalty for child rapists.70703393397.9K7.9K475K475K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecMay 17, 2024she was in debt and i got nothingGENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecMay 17, 2024Got a court date to get my inheritance. This is huge. Court fit yay or nay?78783123127.9K7.9K288K288K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecJan 20, 2025After seeing Elon do that nazi salute at the inauguration I just want to clarify that I’m not actually Jewish I was lying.79792142148K8K185K185K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecNov 18, 2023Replying to @dreamwastakenwe are collectively about to give you a wedgie dude shut up35352542547.7K7.7K123K123K
GENERAL SAM@GeneralSamsSecApr 26, 2024The tarkov kids will scream. The tarkov kids will moan. The tarkov kids will threaten. The tarkov kids will still get on and stream tarkov tomorrow.90903773777.4K7.4K226K226K