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making a Slaylist of some flawless, incredibly well constructed masterpiece pop songs - open to suggestions.
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@GayAndEvil
I GET SO GAY OFF THAT SPARKLING WATER
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined March 2020
- I hate gay people at Halloween what the fuck do you mean you're going as Theresa May crying in her car
- My mum once went to a Psychic and the Psychic was like "im sensing that you have two sons and a daughter" and my mum was like "well, I've got three sons but one of thems gay" and the psychic said "close enough" 😭😭😭😭
- The original meaning of the f-word in Fairytale of New York doesn't matter because when a horde of drunk straight people scream it at the top of their lungs (often the only line of the song they sing too) they arent thinking of some sticks, they're just excited to scream a slur.
- storing cum inside my hole so i can spray it at predators like a skunk
- "I'm a twink, I'm a twink" - You're 25 babe you're not a Twink anymore you're a 'Twas
- Replying to @Pikaclicks and @k3miffyYou made it so much sleazier by making it squint like that hes like huehue gimme those 😭😭😭
- i am fucking SICK of that ugly little green cunt
- Not Primark Stocking the infamous "Michelle will come for you" Jacket 😯😮
- gagged, a gay couple playing pool in work and one of them goes "you're such a cheater" and he replied "we'll not get into which one of us is a cheater will we?" spilling ur relationship tea in public like that omfg
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