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Friends who love Garry, working with his estate, are opening up Garry’s twitter. We will occasionally tweet material from the writings, notes and journals he has left us: “Let life live through you. Presence. Compassion. Kindness.”
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- When I die, at the eulogy I want my boxing coach to walk up coffin, and begin: "One! two! three! four! Five! Six! He's not getting up!"
- Re Trump. A real man doesn't talk about the size of his penis unless he's a comedian.
- Donald Trump has been radicalized.
- If I was Kanye I wouldn't wait for the GOP convention, I'd go make a deal with Mitt right now.
- Everything that has happened in the past has brought you to this single moment. How miraculous is that? Everything from the time you were born, and before, is in this single untimeable moment.
- Just got a new iphone12. It fucks itself.
- Everyone is worried about that final judgement....well, I say turn it around, put the pressure on God: I've got a lot of explaining, NO YOU have a lot of explaining. What the Hell where you thinking...?????
- I learned to drive on my dad's lap. I'd sit on his lap and he'd work the brakes and I'd work the wheel. Then I took the exam and sat on the Examiner. I failed the test, but he still writes to me.
- Stunned. Such another great soul, lost.
- Why doesn't the NRA get behind allowing Iran to have a nuclear weapon? Because, nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I'm starting to envy those who live under a dictatorship and don't have to vote. #DemDebate
- Yeah, my dog died, so I took his ashes back to Hawaii. And I got drunk and I threw his ashes in the kid's pool by mistake. The next day I realized it, but I thought, you know, he always liked to play with the kids. He's going to be happy.
