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Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic.
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GSElevator
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GSElevator
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Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators.
- Citadel got a great return on the $800k in speaking fees they paid Janet Yellen.
- Inflation is insane right now. But that’s just my 3.5¢
- It’s safer to have a laptop full of questionable porn, prolific drug use, and emails documenting corruption with foreign adversaries turned over to the FBI... than it is to make memes about stonks.
- Texas oil is the new Ivermectin.
- My liberal friends excited for a new iPhone, made by kids in China, from rare metals, mined by slaves, from a company that pays no tax.
- #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.
- #1: Kids today never suffered the humiliation of their mom picking up the landline and telling them to get off the phone.
- #1: Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy that gives him a fish.
- California, Apple needs slaves to mine rare earth metals (destroying the environment) for iPhones that are assembled by Chinese children. And a Tesla does 8 times the environmental harm as a gas-powered car. But, please.. tell me more about the plastic straw in my gin & tonic
- #1: ‘Do what you love' is great advice for making 30k a year.
- Irony: Trump protestors trying to stop a Trump rally… by building a wall.
